Ceiling gnome world domination

For decades we have been lured by their harmless appearance and thus allowed them to infiltrate our homes. Would you mind your answers being made public? It'd be nice to have the same level of control of our fat clients as we do with our thin clients. Posts should be about worldbuilding. Looking like a filthy peasant will do you no favors. Sign Up to Comment. Having good tools for system administrators will make us look very good for potential deployments.

Take on the world in this high stakes game for world domination. It's been a while since I dropped you a line, and I'm thankful for that fact - mainly because I'm not living anywhere near you and your clompy-heels-on-the-hardwood-floors. Just finished putting them away pictures to arrive tomorrow!!! However, the most suitable destination is Pluto, for the following reasons: This is an undertaking of the grandest scale requiring co-operation between nations the likes of which has never been seen before. No water since gnomes do not drink. Or they will work the potato mines in Idaho.

Cant get here to see our gnomes? In the last article we discussed how to fool a garden gnome into thinking he has snagged a fish, thus keeping him occupied for long periods. What we need is to find a living creature to tie the thread to that is just the right size to make the gnome believe it is a fish. Luckily for us there are several suitable worlds in our solar system: Also made some new Keyrings today and Bottle Openers with our gnomes on!!